February 2012
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Make it rain FB →
January 2012
2 posts
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December 2011
8 posts
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Obscene night before xmas
I didn’t write this but it’s gold
T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.
Mum at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking Grass,
I’d just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my peice
To see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I...
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November 2011
3 posts
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Greatest Car Chase ever →
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October 2011
3 posts
4 tags
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September 2011
2 posts
4 tags
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Veni, vidi, vici
– Julius Caesar
August 2011
9 posts
3 tags
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July 2011
3 posts
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June 2011
3 posts
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Lol
May 2011
6 posts
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Saint Chuck Norris
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Ask! →
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April 2011
1 post
6 tags
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the panda and the bar
After a hard breakup a panda bear decides that he needs to get out and meet people. He calls up the boys to figure out what was going on and they decided to do the bros night of wings and beer at there local watering hole.
As the night progressed and the panda was getting his mac on with this tall brunet in the corner of the bar; he though to himself, perfect body, major turn on let me go for it....
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
4 posts
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Gin and Fifa