December 2011
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Obscene night before xmas
I didn’t write this but it’s gold
T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.
Mum at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking Grass,
I’d just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my peice
To see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I...
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