OMG was i too blunt!

the panda and the bar

After a hard breakup a panda bear decides that he needs to get out and meet people. He calls up the boys to figure out what was going on and they decided to do the bros night of wings and beer at there local watering hole.

As the night progressed and the panda was getting his mac on with this tall brunet in the corner of the bar; he though to himself, perfect body, major turn on let me go for it. One thing led to another and the panda goes would you like to my place to continue fun and the brunet goes I have a better idea “why don’t you come back to my place”

The panda couldn’t believe his eyes it was the best sex he ever had hours went by and the girl got dressed and looks at the panda and says: “that will be 300$”

the panda goes why do I have to pay you (playing stupid)

and the brunet turns and tells him “ im a prostitute”

panda bear : “ a what”

so being a smart ass the brunet grabs the dictionary on her bookshelf and reads out loud : “pros·ti·tute   

[pros-ti-toot, -tyoot]  Show IPA

noun, verb, -tut·ed, -tut·ing.

–noun

1.

a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money; whore; harlot.”

The panda bear replies, “I’m still not going to pay you”

The whore goes “why”

So the panda bear open up his smart phone, browses the Internet and reads out loud

“Panda bears are majestic creatures that live in the forests of china. They are a protected species. The panda lives off a diet of bush and leaves” and with that the panda left the building