Posts tagged funny

Posted 6 months ago

best sales man ever!!

Posted 1 year ago

Myspace movie, old but a fucken classic

Posted 1 year ago

Head of Skate

Posted 1 year ago

AMAN - “gynaikes sto timoni”

Posted 1 year ago

i wrote this back in 94

Posted 1 year ago

its real leopard

Posted 2 years ago
Posted 2 years ago

some good clips

here are some of my favourite family guy clips ahaha


Posted 2 years ago

bash.org

The Internet has gone to shit like there is seriously almost nothing good out there. Well that might be a bit bold to say I really miss the old school IRC (internet relay chat)

Thank you www.bash.org for making my sleepless nights wonderful

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x-c0n: Dude I was so drunk last night.. apparently this girl said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered, “Simba”.

Now that’s humor ahaha I was pissing when I saw this. Imagine actually doing that to somebody !!!

i have a list of some of the funnier ones:

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
—> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<— Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

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(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher’s fish, if you know what I mean

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<TheMadHatter> I eat heads.
<Devilution> Felatio doesn’t exactly qualify as head eating…
<Devilution> but keep trying.
<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!
<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!

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<Rjx> see i’m fully willing to honour “valentines day” as long as the female in question honours “naked nintendo day”

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<Chafey> Macgyver hates the french
<Chafey> He’s all like “I’ll build a submarine out of this dried camel shit, damned french”

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<Trimangle> ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head, I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the rest to her.
<Trimangle> it was subtle
<MikeyPain> heh
<MikeyPain> I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a toothbrush
<Trimangle> I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

Posted 2 years ago

the movie is called sex trek.. the dialog is what kills me AHAH wait til you hear the names lmao even the quote ” to boldly cum where no man has cum before” and no this clip has no porn in it! jsut pure dialog